(Attitudes about food)
A while back, we had a quiz where you answered some questions about your opinions towards food (mostly burritos), and your answers supposedly indicated what layer of the atmosphere is most like your personality. Sheer brilliance is what it was. What follows is an in depth analysis of your, the Media Bucketeers', responses.
The first truly shocking result is that people are most likely to have no opinion on whether a burrito is a sandwich or not. REALLY? You're on the sandwich fence? You're the Switzerland of burritos? I find that bananas!
Thankfully, 45% of the popular vote went to burritos not being a sandwich, and only 20% of you wrongfully believing that we're living in some kind of bizarro world where a burrito is the same thing as a Reuben or a BLT or a PB and more PB.
Out of the seven options presented for most important burrito topping, a lot of you (29%) went with the earnest answer and responded with Beans. 24% of you went with Pizza, which makes me think you're not taking food-based atmospheric internet personality quizzes seriously. For shame! Attempting to skew the results towards a personality match of stratosphere, 6% of respondents went with Stratosphere. (I doubt it worked--I'm fairly certain that personality type was decided pretty much at random.)
Now, when it comes to fish tacos, there was a clear 50/50 split. With half of the Media Bucketeers either being okay with or whole-fish-heartedly up for a plate of fish tacos, and the other half either vehemently opposed to or semi-vehemently not okay with having fish tacos.
That's okay. As long as it's not the kind of fish taco where instead of a taco shell they use a gutted lake trout to hold all the beans and pizza and lobster and whatnot. More people should probably be against fish as taco shells than for it.