Curried lentil and squash soup

A soul-soothing dish that both the Vegan-on-the-go and the Carnivore-on-the-armchair will find absolutely irresistible!

Ingredients:

- 1 bottle of wine

- 1 bowl

- More wine (optional, but not really...)

Directions:

- Pour wine into bowl.

- Fold in additional wine.

- Forget about the soup, the soup was never going to happen.

- Enjoy!