List of over 0.9 things you've been doing wrong your entire life!

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If judginess is next to godliness, then you're doing it wrong. As the title of this post not only suggests, but also demands, is that you read the following list of over 0.9 things you've been doing wrong.

1. Putting on socks

How you put on your socks says a lot about you. For instance, if you put socks on your feet, you either hate yourself or you are desperately trying to convince yourself that socks are acceptable things to wear. They are not. Einstein (Albert, Dr.) was a notorious anti-socker, calling the godless garments "stench drenched fungal jackets." One other time, the famed Nobel laureate was overheard using the term "Uncle Carbuncle's gout cocoon of gout and toejam." Although, with that last one he might've just been discussing an actual uncle and not fungal jackets.

Anywho, do your life a favour and stop putting on socks. 

Editor's note: diabetic sock rhymes with anaphylactic shock. Coincidence?

4 life hacks for life hacks

Have you ever thought to yourself, I like life hacks, but are there any life hacks I can use to come up with life hacks? If so, rest assured, you are alone. Except for this list... This list details all the various, vapid ways to quickly awaken your inner life-hacker! 

1. When you find something you do in life, do everything humanly possible to make it hackier.

2. When you find objects that can be cut with a utility knife, ask yourself, how can I cut this object into a shape such that it could cut into an avocado better than a utility knife?

3. Take that thing you don't ever use, flip it and/or invert it to make it into something else you would never use.

4. Use the extensive life hacking skills you learned at Lifehack Camp and apply them to discovering further life hacks.