Thanks for your grandiosity


More and more theses days, it seems as though things are either awesome or the greatest or amazeballs or totes lit like goat spit. Well, at long last, someone is standing up for those that are merely grand. The following is a list of things that are grand.

  • Piano
  • Parent
  • Child
  • Canyon
  • Rapids, MI
  • Old time
  • Old Party
  • Old Rollerblade Society
  • Ole Opry
  • Theft larceny
  • Deft farceny 
  • Central Station
  • master Flash
  • ma's home cooking
  • ma's Featherbed
  • father clause
  • fathered in
  • feathered in
  • y Bachman
  • dad had to sweat so you could buy
  • Am
  • Stands
  • ola bar
  • Finale

The 100 food game

On my first try of looking up 100 celery sticks, this is what I got:

You were right Google, a list of 100 std-ridden celebs is a much better use of my time! So I tried it with a few others. Typing in "100 carrot", I get:

Not only does Google naturally assume that I'm posh enough to do all my 100-"carrot" diamond shopping online, but ya, I'll shop around for blood diamonds if the price is right!

"100 chee" had an interesting twist:


I truly hope that that's a list of 100 ways you can challenge your cheeseburger. Challenge #46: both you and your cheeseburger must eat 10 large marshmallows in one go. First one to name a celebrity with an std wins!