Presuming you're reading this before this year's Halloween, it's soon going to be Halloween, and you need to decide right now, not just what Halloween monster you are going to be, but what Halloween monster you are.
The following highly scientific questionnaire will help you decide once and for all...
Ugh... forget it, this was going to be the answer regardless:
Donald Trump (AKA The Orange Demagoblin)
You are the president. Now, for the love of all things Halloween, please resign.